That Tomato
The Sad Tales and Obsessions of a Girl With the Nickname "Tomato". [] [] [▮▮] [▮▶]


lowkeywalker:

brownglucose:

cj-sewers:

It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.

They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.


You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.

"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"

wow

oldpainting:

Arthur Rackham, Rip van Winkle, 1905

oldpainting:

Arthur Rackham, Rip van Winkle, 1905

la-petite-squelette:

when you are under the word count for an essay

thefaultinmyokays:

so netflix’s april fools prank is an hour long movie of chicken being cooked called Rotisserie Chicken
what a time to be alive  

captoring:

noelle-washere:

niggas-with-weaves:

megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

captoring:

noelle-washere:

niggas-with-weaves:

megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

dansrules:

disneyfab:

this literally gave me chills.

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

oscarwetnwilde:

A Bit Of Fry And Laurie- Pilot episode: 1987

6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.


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debramrgan:

your wish is my command

Day 1: Walter White

dama3:

baelor:

Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death

that’s fucking hardcore

iheartamity:

iheartamity:

the one guy who fucks it up for everyone

"Good one Dave"

iheartamity:

iheartamity:

the one guy who fucks it up for everyone

"Good one Dave"

sherlock-the-dragon:

In which Spiderman becomes the Internet.

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