*cries on slice of pie*

How do I explain to my family and my college that I don’t want to be just anyone in the criminal justice system, I want to be a consulting detective?

So this is actually me you guys. Huh.

Contemplating doing more artsy things instead of just lying motionless on my bed for hours. Dying is an art form, right?

its-a-llama-christmas:

savannahblair:

Me flirting

 all of tumblr flirting. 

YES. I was just quoting that exact line a hundred times yesterday. I couldn’t control myself.

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

• call you names
• tell you weird and personal details about myself
• say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
• type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

• talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
• share funny photos from my tumblr dash
• actually tell you when i’m upset 
• try to make conversation with you 
• just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
• tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

• Me flirting: "So who's your favourite serial killer?"

longhighway:

I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON

This is completely relevant to my life right now. If only I cared more.

Am I the only one who connects to a character so much that I feel like I am turning in to them? Why on earth is it always with people with mental disorders? Why does this always happen to me? WHY?!

yougobilbo:

Bold whats true about you

You just learned a bit about me:

• I am a cuddler.
• I am a morning person. 
• I am an only child.
• I am currently in my pajamas.
• I am currently pregnant.  
• I am left handed.
• l am right handed.
• I am ambidextrous.
• I am a little shy around the opposite gender. (All Genders)
• I bite my nails.
• I can be paranoid at times.
• I enjoy country music.
• I enjoy smoothies.
• I enjoy talking on the phone.
• I have a car.
• I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
• I have a hidden talent.
• I have a pet.
• I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
• I have all my grandparents.
• I have been to another country.
• I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
• I have or had broken a bone.
• I have caller I.D. on my phone.
• I have bathed someone.
• I have changed a diaper.
• I have changed a lot over the past year.
• I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
• I have had major/minor surgery. (does wisdom teeth count?)
• I have killed another person.
• I have had my hair cut within the last week.
• I have mood swings.
• I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
• I have rejected someone before.
• I like the taste of blood. 
• I love Michael Jackson.
• I love sleeping.
• I love to shop.
• I own 100 CDs or more.
• I own and use a library card.
• I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
• I sleep a lot during the day.
• I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
• I work at a job that I enjoy.
• I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
• I am wearing socks.
• I am tired.
• I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
• I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month. 

I have/had:

• Finished college.
• Smoked cigarettes.
• Ridden every ride at an amusement park. 
• Collected something really stupid.
• Gone to a concert.
• Helped someone.
• Spun turn tables.
• Watched four movies in one night.
• Been broken up with.
• Taken a college level course.
• Been in a car accident.
• Been in a tornado.
• Watched someone die.
• Been to a funeral.
• Burned yourself. 
• Ran a marathon. (walked)
• Your parents got divorced.
• Cried yourself to sleep. 
• Spent over $200 in one day.
• Cheated on someone.
• Been cheated on.
• Written a 10 page letter.
• Had a best friend.
• Lost someone you loved.
• Skipped school.
• Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
• Stolen books from the library. 
• Been in a mental hospital.
• Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
• Fired a gun.
• Been in a school play.
• Been fired from a job.
• Taken a lie detector test.
• Swam with dolphins.
• Attempted suicide.
• Written poetry.
• Read more than 20 books a year.
• Gone to Europe.
• Loved someone you couldn’t have.
• Used a colouring book over age 12.
• Had surgery. (wisdom teeth)
• Had stitches.
• Taken a taxi.
• Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
• Had a hamster.
• Dyed your hair.
• Had something pierced. 
• Gotten straight A’s.
• Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:

• Light brown
• Medium brown
• Dark brown
• Blonde
• Black
• Dirty blonde
• Strawberry blonde
• Multicoloured

My eyes are:

• Brown
• Dark Brown
• Blue
• Green
• Hazel
• Light brown
• A combination of things
• Ice Blue
• Grey 

People sometimes label me as:

• Slut
• Girly
• Ugly
• Nerd
• Other

Some of my biggest fears are:

• Spiders/other insects
• Slimy things
• Dying
• Doctor/Dentist appointments 
• Hospitals
• Needles
• Disease
• Being alone in the dark
• Heights
• Small spaces 
• Oceans/large bodies of water
• Holes
• Large animals
• Small animals
• Open spaces
• Lightning
• Tornadoes

I have:

• A friend with benefits
• A laptop in my room (Eh, it travels)
• A television in my room
• Good grades
• My own car
• Married parents 

Do you ever just